Poznan In My Pants Time Again

I’ve been reading/seeing some really interesting stuff recently. Much of it you may have seen. Hopefully a lot of it you didn’t. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. Here’s some stuff that gave me a Poznan In My Pants, Arsenal or football-wise.

I slapped this together and it still took me 5 hours (so far.)


If you read one thing from this blog, READ THIS:

AMAZING STORY: This article was brilliant. I HATE Mourinho, but tragically this made me hate him less:

@BumperGraham READ this remarkable tale. Bravo Special One http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/soccer/news/20130410/real-madrid-fan-jose-mourinho/ …

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@BumperGraham READ this remarkable tale. Bravo Special One http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/soccer/news/20130410/real-madrid-fan-jose-mourinho/


And if you watch one video from this blog, WATCH THIS ONE:  http://vimeo.com/63615795 via @CarpenterAAA11

This is just FUCKING AWESOME. If you don’t worship Rosicky after this video, you are dead inside. DEAD!
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Five common Arsenal myths shot down - Life's A Pitch


“It doesn’t take much for Arsène Wenger and Arsenal to get a pasting these days. Seizing on the Frenchman’s failure to bring the Gunners silverware in eight frustrating seasons, a lengthy queue of angry critics can be guaranteed to appear online, on the radio, on TV and in the press, frothing and fulminating over every dropped point.

Some of the negative assessments have been fair and entirely justified, but many observations have been extremely wide of the mark. Having watched every second of Arsenal’s season so far, here are five common myths and misconceptions I’d like to put straight.”

1. Wenger doesn’t do tactics
2. Arsenal don’t cross the ball: they try to walk it into the net
3. Per Mertesacker is a carthorse
4. Giroud isn’t good enough
5. Arsenal don’t have balls
Myths and misconceptions – there have been a few.


I know he’s a Sheikh surrounded by YES MEN over at Malaga, and he’s a sore loser, but someone needs to tell him that his twitter name spells Anal. And he was wondering why he ended up with nearly 1m followers:

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Hmmm. Not sure how this got in here. Must remember to delete.


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Twitter - Arsenal_Supremo- Giroud + Podolski= Girolski, ...


Twitter - gStennis_AFC- Giourd and Turner doing there ...

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Lukas looking frustrated and depressed at Arsenal again, I see.

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Ah, the Spuds. Always good for some comic relief.

Twitter - PoznanInMyPants- @OptaJoe Rather than #Squander ...

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Classic and brilliant…


COYG (FOYS) - invinciblog

Mikel Chicken


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@CarpenterAAA11 #Rosicky‘s solid performance against Reading (Away) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0mIyljGVyY … or for mobiles: https://vimeo.com/63789304 


Great piece from Adrian Clarke on Andrey Arshavin. Made me cry…

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Santi 3

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Santi 1

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Santi 2

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We need to sign this player. Awesome video: Diaby. Just awe-inspiring skills: Abou Diaby – Dribbling and Perseverance Compilation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI9c-dRNkho&sns=tw …

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Superb Wilshere video by the master… @culanndavies http://vimeo.com/64018268


Fascinating tables (attached) in Saturday Indy with article about ‘big clubs’ by @GlennMoore7 http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/sleeping-giant-or-minnow-how-do-you-measure-a-clubs-size-8570655.html … pic.twitter.com/GUw3nPt7bY


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Priceless: @CulannDavies This made me laugh – Gary Neville on his first ‘experience’ of Jack Wilshere – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMxNw0OqSNw …
Gnabry goal 1 130408PAFC - Flickr - Photo Sharing!
What a fucking peach of a goal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oilGkexaPhA

Sanchez goal in 93rd min - Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Zelalem v Liverpool - Flickr - Photo Sharing!


Ellen White v Wolfsburg - Flickr - Photo Sharing!


If you thought Mikel Arteta was a freaking accurate long-baller…you were right. Arteta is the 2nd most accurate in the EPL:

Official- Dembele is best long ball passer in Premier League. Arsenal & Fulham stars close behind. - Squawka News

And that’s on top of everything else Arteta does for the team.


A Podolski discussion:

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http://www.arsenal.com/itunes Video Arsenal & iTunes – It works http://bit.ly/10zRIhZ

Arsenal is on iTunes - Arsenal Products - The Club - Arsenal.com


Ramsey. How things change:

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Video of Aaron Ramsey vs Norwich. Excellent!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg83p_KQwZw&sns=tw … by @havardml


Aaron Ramsey of Arsenal - Flickr - Photo Sharing!


Welcome back, Theo. Once again, we thought we could get along fine without you. We were wrong.

Theo v Norwich - Flickr - Photo Sharing!



Mikel Arteta prepares to take the Arsenal penalty - Flickr - Photo Sharing!

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Arteta penalty v Norwich - Flickr - Photo Sharing!


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And they did…


Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and Kieran Gibbs celebrate the 2nd Arsenal goal - Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Alex celebrates v Norwich - Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Lukas Podolski celebrates scoring the 3rd Arsenal goal - Flickr - Photo Sharing!


Jack Wilshere of Arsenal - Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Wojciech Szczesny, Jack Wilshere and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain of Arsenal - Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Lukas Podolski of Arsenal before training - Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Oh, Lucas, stop pretending to be a happy Gooner.