Arsene Wenger – Hostage Negotiater


At a preseason Football Awards charity event, a number of famous footballers, managers, pundits and celebrities gathered in an exclusive London hotel. It was an extravagant and glitzy evening and, by all accounts,… Continue reading

Explaining Arsenal’s Transfer Dealings


Explaining Arsenal’s Transfer Dealings Ivan Gazidis released the following statement to explain Arsenal’s transfer strategy thus far in the window: “Kkjzsvjh  l  Suarez jhf  uhhf  sfhf Higuain woqolhf aw uwe awou we ru… Continue reading

The Spuds Get “Arsenalled” Again – By Monaco.


A Baleless and ultimately ball-less Spurs took on Monaco today. It seemed like it would be an enjoyable afternoon for Gunners when the Spuds went down 1-0, then 2-0, then 3-0. Then it… Continue reading

Shhhhhhhhh! Keep GZel On The Downlow


Back in January, I did a blog called Shhh! Actually it was called Shhhhhhhhh! to be precise, but that would have taken up just too much space and time. Shhhhhhhhh! Part Un was… Continue reading

WHAT HELL LOOKS LIKE (The #ITK Remix)


Outside a pub in London, 3 men meet in clandestinity. These 3 men bestrode the footballing world like a Colossus, for they were, all three of them, #ITKs. Real, living, breathing ITKs. I… Continue reading

Game Of Thrones – Red and White Wedding


So, Game of Thrones, eh?! Bugger me. Better rest your cuppa down on the table for that one. You could feel it coming though, couldn’t you. But the thing is, it’s not really… Continue reading

“Nearly There.” Why Gary Neville Must Be Stopped (Part Deux)


Today the Swiss Ramble and I will look at the veracity of Gary Neville’s recent statement. This one below. The fucking nerve of him: Did you ever get the feeling that we Gooners… Continue reading

Gary Knows: The GOBs vs The GKBs (Part Un)


The Neville Brothers I never thought I could ever possibly like any of the Neville brothers. The first 2 I encountered, I fucking detested: Phil and Gary. Apparently their dad’s name is Neville… Continue reading

BELIEVE…


BELIEVE… It took this team time to gel. We are not playing great football. But we are playing determined football. Many questioned this squad and continue to question it. But a number of… Continue reading

Squeaky Sphincter Time


Yes, it’s squeaky sphincter time, again folks. I saw a twitter friend having a mini meltdown after the Chelsea win over United this weekend. The gist of it was “How could Arsenal put… Continue reading