Beware! Don’t Name Those Rats.


I learned some great lessons from the Summer jobs I took as a kid. I got a job one Summer with one of the more poorly run animal testing labs, a company called… Continue reading

We Wear The White Hats.


When I was a kid, we would stay after school to play football. Some days, there might be 12 of us, an even number! Cool, that works. 6 vs 6. That’s fair. But… Continue reading

We Got 99 Problems But A Bitch Ain’t One.


99 Problems But A Bitch Ain’t One. Arsenal, like every club, has many problems to address over the Summer. Nasri shafted his team last year by agitating to leave, thereby contributing to our… Continue reading

It’s Poznan In My Pants Time: MCFC Pics Gloat Fest!!


Pictures Speak Loudest VIA: angryofislington.com/2012/05/13/the-origin-of-st-totteringhams-day/ .

Goonersphere Weekly Roundup – feat. The Ox vs WBA – Start of the Legend?


1. Dave Seager (@goonerdave66) had a quick (good) blog on the Ox this Saturday: WBA v Arsenal – Date with Destiny 13th May Screensaver with a cool screensaver:

Wenger to Sign Vertonghen and Adopt Radical Defensive Formation


OK. We need a laugh and a distraction from “that” game today. So here is a selection of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly for this week: 1. BREAKING NEWS: Wenger’s Radical… Continue reading

I Scoop The Sandro Rosell Interview (Pt 3 of a 2 Pt Trilogy)


Continuing from “The Summer of Weasels“. Part 3 of this 2 part Trilogy that got made into 3 parts: THE SANDRO ROSELL INTERVIEW A Fictional Event ensues: Sandro Rosell. President of Barcelona Football… Continue reading

The Summer of Weasels (Pt 2 of a 2 Pt Trilogy)


“The Summer of Weasels” is Part 2 of a 2 Part Trilogy. A Duology, if you will. In the first part: “Cesc gave me Herpes”, we cover a lot of stuff. Please check… Continue reading

Cesc Gave Me Herpes (Pt 1 of a 2 Pt Trilogy)


CESC Gave Me Herpes. THIS IS NOT A POST ABOUT CESC THOUGH IT MAY FEEL LIKE ONE. RATHER, THIS IS A POST DEBUNKING THE MYTH, THE BELIEF, THE UNCONTESTED “FACT” THAT WENGER EFFED… Continue reading

“Class Is Permanent!” Are You Sure, Mate?


“Stay Classy, Arsenal” – Ron Burgundy, Anchorman. Or did he say San Diego. Gunners generally take a pride in Arsenal being a classy club, perhaps the classiest of the clubs at the Elite… Continue reading