Arsenal Supporters In The Dock For Attempted Euthanasia


Arsenal Supporters In The Dock For Attempted Euthanasia Arsenal’s supporters are due in court today at the Old Bailey to face charges of attempted euthanasia. Alfred Snodgrass, a 71 year old lifelong Gooner  had named… Continue reading

Theo, Call Me…Maybe (Video)


Theo versus Newcastle

The Anti-Jack


Jesus Effing Christ. They’re at it again. Give them an inch, and they’ll take your whole effing arm off at the socket. Don’t you see it? Don’t you see what’s going on. The… Continue reading

Not Even The Best Winger In The Beatles


I started working on this post a little while ago when I saw this tweet by @SpursStatMan: But then I shelved it for a while. After all, I don’t want to be starting any… Continue reading

Jack Is Back…Catch Him If You Can


In the words of David Bowie, from the sleeve of The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars (1972) “TO BE PLAYED AT MAXIMUM VOLUME” By the way, all video… Continue reading

Steve Bould’s Infamous Team Talk Released


Video  of the infamous Steve Bould “Team Talk” following Arsenal’s humiliating capitulation has been leaked. Confidential! Do NOT share…

AGONY AUNT Day: The BSM March – Should I march if I only partly agree?


Today I launch my “Agony Aunt Day”: As part of a new series I created because I have been deluged by questions that I receive from Twitter followers and comments on my blog, I have… Continue reading

CONCORDIA


Concordia The old lion moved across the plains. Over his shoulder he saw his constant companions of late, a pack of hyenas, jogging along behind him, their pace synced to his. The game… Continue reading

A Leper Can’t Change His Socks


Ron Gourlay, CEO of Chelsea F.C. Ron Gourlay has 2 jobs at Chelsea F.C.: he is Chief Executive and he is Chief Sacker. He sacks Abramovich’s managers for him. Usually, he just has… Continue reading

“6-1? No thanks. We’ll stick with 5-2.” And…”Theo, let’s work this thing out”


This is a blog about Theo but it may take the scenic route to get there. We will get to Theo soon enough, my pretties. And before we get started I would like… Continue reading