The Premier League Title Is In our Hands. Well, well, well. Hasn’t the old shit been hitting the old fan in Arsenal Land lately. Brother turned against brother, sister against sister, father against… Continue reading →

Arsenal 3.0 is Espresso Arsenal A rather depressing conversation happened among the analytics crowd today. The short version? City and particularly Arsenal have had the bottom fall out of the Shots and Shots-On-Target… Continue reading →

I THOUGHT HE WAS WAVING I thought he was waving, that man far from the shore. He waved and waved and waved some more or so it seemed to me. And when the… Continue reading →

Strikers Come From South America I listened to Jens Lehman bemoaning the dearth of strikers in Germany, or rather, German strikers. There are none, he explained. We don’t produce them anymore. All we… Continue reading →

Spines Come In All Shapes And Sizes I like Gary Neville. He is the best pundit of his type. But he’s very much from the Manchester United school of football. Which is fine.… Continue reading →

Lord of The Overload. Mathew 18:20 Where 2 or 3 are gathered in my name – there shalt you find me in their midst. And the Lord spake further: “Let me be more… Continue reading →

Fast Track For Jeff Reine-Adelaide (JRA) That glorious sight when Jeff Reine-Adelaide first opened his legs, and we marveled at what we beheld. It was as though a new sun had appeared, more… Continue reading →

With the mood music decidedly more romantic for the possible re-signing of Theo Walcott (26), it’s time to consider just how effective a striker Theo can be, starting August 15th of next season. Spoiler: Here… Continue reading →