Shhh! Ozil thinks it’s always like this.

Shhh! Ozil thinks it’s always like this. So I sent in my idea to Arsenal via the dot com. You know the one. The one about rewarding a lucky fan once a month… Continue reading

For Whom Nothing Is Written

For Whom Nothing Is Written T.E. Lawrence (Lawrence of Arabia) was a brilliant visionary, a man of science, an outsider, a foreigner in a foreign land and in his own. He was illegitimate… Continue reading

A Theo-Shaped Hole

A Cesc-Shaped Hole I wrote a blog this summer. It was approximately 5,000 words long (my typical blog is 1,000 words long.) It was in hopeful anticipation of the Return of the Dauphin,… Continue reading

Redefining Real Madrid and Tottenham’s Special Relationship

Daniel Levy thought he could finally shaft Arsenal this summer, by delaying the Bale transfer until after the NLD, knowing we had an interest in at least one of Real’s Galacticos, with his… Continue reading

Breaking Bad – Transfer Window Special

BREAKING BAD – Written by Vince Gilligan. Adapted by Poznan. Deep blue sky overhead. Fat, scuddy clouds. Below them, black and white cows graze the rolling hills. TILT DOWN to a fat, round… Continue reading

Arsene Wenger – Hostage Negotiater

At a preseason Football Awards charity event, a number of famous footballers, managers, pundits and celebrities gathered in an exclusive London hotel. It was an extravagant and glitzy evening and, by all accounts,… Continue reading

Explaining Arsenal’s Transfer Dealings

Explaining Arsenal’s Transfer Dealings Ivan Gazidis released the following statement to explain Arsenal’s transfer strategy thus far in the window: “Kkjzsvjh  l  Suarez jhf  uhhf  sfhf Higuain woqolhf aw uwe awou we ru… Continue reading

The Spuds Get “Arsenalled” Again – By Monaco.

A Baleless and ultimately ball-less Spurs took on Monaco today. It seemed like it would be an enjoyable afternoon for Gunners when the Spuds went down 1-0, then 2-0, then 3-0. Then it… Continue reading

Shhhhhhhhh! Keep GZel On The Downlow

Back in January, I did a blog called Shhh! Actually it was called Shhhhhhhhh! to be precise, but that would have taken up just too much space and time. Shhhhhhhhh! Part Un was… Continue reading


Outside a pub in London, 3 men meet in clandestinity. These 3 men bestrode the footballing world like a Colossus, for they were, all three of them, #ITKs. Real, living, breathing ITKs. I… Continue reading