The British Core: And Then There Were 5. Errr, No…6. Errr, No…8.

And Then There Were 5: And Then There Were 5. Like an Agatha Christie novel. But in reverse. It wasn’t a series of murders at Colney House, where Lord Wenger’s assembled house guests… Continue reading

Chelsea Game Positives. And Analyzing The Fixture List.

Much has been said about the Chelsea game. Most of it apocalyptic. And I understand that. I really do. But someone has to write a different review of it. Don’t they? They don’t?… Continue reading


Jack Is Over-Rated I’m assuming that anyone reading my blog is already on “our team,” so let me cut to the chase here: Jack is not over-rated. He is quite probably still under-rated… Continue reading

“Valjean To Arsenal:” Ben Fairthorne – ITK to the world.

Confidential: For THE EYES of Ben Fairthorne ONLY: Ben, I have been desperately trying to get hold of you. I have some ITK information and I wanted to get it into your safe… Continue reading

Arsenal Supporters In The Dock For Attempted Euthanasia

Arsenal Supporters In The Dock For Attempted Euthanasia Arsenal’s supporters are due in court today at the Old Bailey to face charges of attempted euthanasia. Alfred Snodgrass, a 71 year old lifelong Gooner  had named… Continue reading

Theo, Call Me…Maybe (Video)

Theo versus Newcastle

The Anti-Jack

Jesus Effing Christ. They’re at it again. Give them an inch, and they’ll take your whole effing arm off at the socket. Don’t you see it? Don’t you see what’s going on. The… Continue reading

Not Even The Best Winger In The Beatles

I started working on this post a little while ago when I saw this tweet by @SpursStatMan: But then I shelved it for a while. After all, I don’t want to be starting any… Continue reading

Jack Is Back…Catch Him If You Can

In the words of David Bowie, from the sleeve of The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars (1972) “TO BE PLAYED AT MAXIMUM VOLUME” By the way, all video… Continue reading

Steve Bould’s Infamous Team Talk Released

Video  of the infamous Steve Bould “Team Talk” following Arsenal’s humiliating capitulation has been leaked. Confidential! Do NOT share…